Puddle Jumping!

You are tuned in to

THE TRACTOR CHANNEL -

it's "ALL Tractor, ALL the time!!!"

We find the intrepid explorer, venturing out on a rainy morning.

As is well known, it's extremely difficult and unpleasant

for ordinary CATS to get wet!!!!

But Tractor Man is no ordinary cat!!!!

Undaunted, he wades right in, impervious to the pain, the risk.

Relentlessly he searches the streets,
rooting out evil, pursuing villainy,
leaving no puddle uncrossed, no paw or tail dry -
all in the name of those in need,...

or in the name of those HE needs -
(like the bird in the red circle)!

Tractor gives a shout out to his audience -
"Quiet! Actor on the set!!"
(or maybe, "Mom, back off! You're cramping my style!!!")

And...the International Man of Mystery busts a move -


but the bird takes flight and kills his groove!