Undaunted, he wades right in, impervious to the pain, the risk.
Relentlessly he searches the streets,
rooting out evil, pursuing villainy,
leaving no puddle uncrossed, no paw or tail dry -
all in the name of those in need,...
or in the name of those HE needs -
(like the bird in the red circle)!
Tractor gives a shout out to his audience -
"Quiet! Actor on the set!!"
(or maybe, "Mom, back off! You're cramping my style!!!")
And...the International Man of Mystery busts a move -
but the bird takes flight and kills his groove!